Below is the list of beers for the 2009 Festival, which should whet your appetite. The number of breweries represented had been expanded, with a wider representation from the Midlands and the North, and, in response to popular demand, we had more ciders.
As a challenge to the beerhound, we also listed a mystery beer, which we called "Aviation Fuel" from the mythical "Concorde" Brewery. It's a popular beer from an established brewer, but we're leaving it to you to work out what it was.
| Beer | Brewery | Location | ABV% | Notes |
| Aviation Fuel | "Concorde" | Mysterytown, Unknownshire | 4.1 | |
| Black Rat Cider | Moles Cider | Melksham, Wiltshire | 6.0 | |
| BOB | Wickwar | Wickwar, Glos. | 4.0 | |
| Bottle Wreck Porter | Hammerpot | Poling, West Sussex | 4.7 | |
| Brewers Droop | Marston Moor | York | 5.0 | |
| Ceilidh Lager | Williams Bros. | Alloa, Clackmannanshire | 4.7 | |
| Cheddar Valley Cider | Thatchers Cider | Sandford, Somerset | 6.0 | |
| Cherry Bomb | Wem | Wem, Shropshire | 6.0 | |
| Chinook Blonde | Goose Eye | Keighley, West Yorkshire | 4.2 | |
| Cornish Blonde | Skinners | Truro, Cornwall | 5.0 | |
| Cornish Coaster | Sharps | Cornwall | 3.6 | |
| Croak & Stagger | Frog Island | Northampton | 5.6 | |
| Exmoor Wild Cat | Exmoor | Wiveliscombe, Somerset | 4.4 | |
| Flintlock Pale Ale | Coach House | Howley, Warrington | 4.5 | |
| Flying Herbert | North Yorkshire | Guisborough, North Yorkshire | 4.7 | |
| Granny Wouldn't Like It! | Wolf | Attleborough, Norfolk | 4.8 | |
| Hen Harrier | Bowland | Sawley, Clitheroe, Lancs | 4.0 | |
| Herefordshire Country Perry | Westons | Much Marcle, Herefordshire | 4.8 | |
| Hidden Pleasure IPA | Hidden | Salisbury, Wiltshire | 4.9 | |
| Hurricane Bitter | Brysons | Lancaster | 4.1 | |
| IPA | Empire | Huddersfield, W. Yorks. | 5.0 | |
| Kentish Dry Cider | Biddenden Cider | Ashford, Kent | 8.0 | |
| Lancaster Bomber | Thwaites | Blackburn, Lancs. | 4.4 | |
| Nanny Flyer | Leyden | Bury, Lancashire | 3.8 | |
| Old Stoatwobbler | Spectrum | Norfolk | 6.0 | |
| Orange Wheat Beer | Green Jack | Lowestoft, Suffolk | 4.2 | |
| Pale Rider | Kelham Island | South Yorkshire | 5.2 | |
| Proper Job | St Austell | Cornwall | 4.5 | |
| Raspberry Wheat Beer | Mile Stone | Newark, Notts. | 5.6 | |
| Red | Rebellion | Buckinghamshire | 4.7 | |
| Red Ale | Sharps | Cornwall | 4.1 | |
| Red Dwarf | Black Hole | Burton on Trent, Staffs. | 4.5 | |
| Roasted Nuts | Rebellion | Buckinghamshire | 4.6 | |
| Rudgate Ruby Mild | Rudgate | Tockwith, York | 4.4 | |
| Sheepshaggers Gold | Cairngorm | Aviemore, Scotland | 4.5 | |
| Shepherds Warmer | Hammerpot | Poling, West Sussex | 5.5 | |
| Spitfire | Shepherd Neame | Faversham, Kent | 4.5 | |
| TEA | Hogs Back | Surrey | 4.2 | |
| Thatchers Trad Medium Cider | Thatchers Cider | Sandford, Somerset | 6.0 | |
| Wags to Witches | Robinsons | Stockport, Cheshire | 4.0 |